But if being a man isn't enough of a reason to grow a beard, here are 17 more.
17. William Shakespeare
|"The Bard" was a corruption of his real nickname: "The Beard"|
"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man" -Much Ado About Nothing Act 2, Scene 1.
|His beard is praeparatio for Christian beards.|
15. Scott Hahn
14. St. Jerome
|Beard of Biblical Proportions|
13. St. Philip Neri
|This is my impersonation of St. Philip.|
|Can you see the resemblance?|
12. St. Pius V
11. St. Patrick
|The Beard that struck fear in reptiles everywhere!|
10. St. Paul
9. St. Peter
8. The 12 Apostles
All of the Apostles had beards. What's that you say? Look in the picture, St. John didn't have a beard? Sure, when he was a youth that was the case, but not when he reached manhood. The writer of the Fourth Gospel was just as bearded as the rest of his brother Apostles.
|"In the beginning was the beard..."|
7. Apostolic Constitutions 1.3:
"Nor may men destroy the hair of their beards, and unnaturally change the form of a man. ...For God the Creator has made this decent for women, but has determined that it is unsuitable for men."
|Behold the beauty of my beard!|
5. Lactantius, On the Workmanship of God, or the Formation of Man, ch. 7:
"Then the nature of the beard contributes in an incredible degree to distinguish the maturity of bodies, or to the distinction of sex, or to the beauty of manliness and strength; so that it appears that the system of the whole work would not have been in agreement, if anything had been made otherwise than it is."
4. St. Clement of Alexandria, Paedagogus, Bk 3, ch. 3:
"But for one who is a man to comb himself and shave himself with a razor, for the sake of fine effect, to arrange his hair at the looking-glass, to shave his cheeks, pluck hairs out of them, and smooth them, how womanly! And, in truth, unless you saw them naked, you would suppose them to be women. …For God wished women to be smooth, and rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane; but has adorned man, like the lions, with a beard…"
In the same work, St. Clement goes on to say:
3. St. Dominic
Bearded St. Dominic was the founder of the greatest (objectively speaking, of course) religious order in the Catholic Church, the Order of Preachers. Now, here I would normally make a Jesuit joke, but out of reverence for our Holy Father, I will refrain.
|Seen any Albigensians, lately?|
2. Beards are pro-life!
1. Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior
|Is there a devotion to the Sacred Beard?|